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<p>Initial automated import</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div># Why did the 82 fall on the annual TI calc mountain climbing contest? &#039;&#039;It has no hooks.&#039;&#039;<br /> # What do you call an error that lives at 13 Error Alley? &#039;&#039;ERR:BAD ADDRESS&#039;&#039;<br /> # What do you call an error that&#039;s uneducated and wears mismatched clothes? &#039;&#039;ERR: DIM MISMATCH&#039;&#039;<br /> # What do you call a 15-year-old error that tries to buy a beer? &#039;&#039;ERR: ID NOT FOUND&#039;&#039;<br /> # What do you call an error that illegally owns a bird? &#039;&#039;ERR: ILLEGAL NEST&#039;&#039;<br /> # What do you call an error that doesn&#039;t own two mats? &#039;&#039;ERR: SINGULAR MAT&#039;&#039;<br /> # What do you call an error that drove by at 90 mph? &#039;&#039;ERR: ZOOM&#039;&#039;<br /> # What do you call an error that tried to climb in a window and got stuck? &#039;&#039;ERR: WINDOW RANGE&#039;&#039;<br /> # What do you call an error that forgot to take off the &quot;on sale&quot; sign? &#039;&#039;ERR: NO SIGN CHNG&#039;&#039;<br /> # What do you call an error that forgets? &#039;&#039;ERR: MEMORY&#039;&#039;<br /> # What do you call a stupid error in a wheelchair? &#039;&#039;ERR: INVALID DIM&#039;&#039;<br /> # What do you call an error with a name tag? &#039;&#039;ERR: LABEL&#039;&#039;<br /> # What do you call any other error? &#039;&#039;ERR: UNDEFINED&#039;&#039;<br /> # Why did Pxl-On(, Pxl-Off(, and Pxl-Change( not go to the party? &#039;&#039;They&#039;re not interactive.&#039;&#039;<br /> # Why did the buyers not know how much the calculator cost? &#039;&#039;The salesman took the LabelOff.&#039;&#039;<br /> # Why do or and xor have more free time? &#039;&#039;Because and gets evaluated first.&#039;&#039;<br /> # What do you call a dead error? &#039;&#039;ERR: EXPIRED&#039;&#039;<br /> # What do you call an error that always contradicts you? &#039;&#039;ERR: ARGUMENT&#039;&#039;<br /> # What do you call an error that says you can&#039;t park here? &#039;&#039;ERR: RESERVED&#039;&#039;<br /> # What did the calculator say to the inconsiderate user? &#039;&#039;F(n)Off!!!&#039;&#039;<br /> # What did the calculator say to the drowning user? &#039;&#039;Float!&#039;&#039;<br /> # What did the calculator ask the eating user? &#039;&#039;Full?&#039;&#039;<br /> # What do you call a calculator that&#039;s always on time? &#039;&#039;Prompt&#039;&#039;<br /> # What do you call a calc that&#039;s taking out the trash? &#039;&#039;Garbage Collecting...&#039;&#039;<br /> # What&#039;s black and blue and crying? &#039;&#039;An 83+ in lcd test mode.&#039;&#039;<br /> # What&#039;s black and blue and dead? &#039;&#039;Same 83+, an hour later.&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> = References =<br /> <br /> These jokes were taken from DarkerLine&#039;s posts in the [http://www.unitedti.org/index.php?showtopic=2490 Calculator Jokes] topic.[[Category:TI-BASIC]]<br /> [[Category:TIBD]]</div>

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